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Wednesday
17Jun2009

Mid-Aged Niinja In Chief

So.  Obama can now karate chop a fly.  WOW!  SHAZAAM!  Won't PETA be happy now?  The killing of an innocent fly that was merely trying to bring home the park to its starving family that had no health care?

OH!  Grasshopper!  Try with choppysticks next time.

President Obama killed a fly! President Obama killed a fly! “The poise! The cupping!” Swoon. Drool. Faint:

Bring in the hurl factor!  Bring out your dead!

Morning Show Anchors Marvel At Obama's Fly Swat

The common, everyday act of swatting a bug is something that happens countless times a day at picnics and ball games across the country, especially during the summer, but when Barack Obama was caught on tape by CNBC's cameras doing it, the fawning liberal press couldn't contain their excitement. All three broadcast network morning shows, on Wednesday, praised the presidential kill as they were impressed by the "ninja" Obama's "precision," and "cat-like quickness." [...]

Gag me with a spoon or at least suck me off with a breast pump!  I'm not EVEN going to put the vid up on this.  The Slobbering Love Affair has gone full tilt.

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Reader Comments (2)

What everyone failed to realize was that the fly represented our Constitutional rights.

June 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Free Mountaineer

I'd laugh but it ain't funny. Understood, yes.

June 17, 2009 | Registered CommenterMark "Snooper" Harvey
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